Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
No no no. Timmy was the sexist one. Not on purpose. He was ten. Many ten year olds go through this phase. Cosmo said this ironically, using Timmy’s thoughts against him. You see; this comes from a historical Fairly Odd Parents era where Cosmo was actually smart (though he did have random, idiotic, moments) and he and Wanda actually thought of gentle and creative ways to teach Timmy lessons instead of spending every episode acting like idiots as they chase after that purple baby that Cosmo gave birth to.
Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.
I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS
I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY
I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..
no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please
Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic:
Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care
I will always reblog this when there are happy ending images that involve the witch getting her pretty purple hat. And yes, the original image makes me sniffly EVERY TIME.
choking back sobs
Full-scale Portal turret
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT
The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.
"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*
"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"
I NEED 10000 OF THESE
Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies
I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts